Floral F*ck Plate

Soft blooms meet blunt truth. This plate brings a whole new meaning to “floral arrangement.” A centerpiece of sarcasm and beauty.

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Why We Love It:
🌷 8" ceramic bloom with an edge
🧼 Dishwasher safe, handwash to keep it fierce
🎁 Beautifully boxed and unapologetic
🖼 A wall-worthy bouquet of profanity

Our ceramic dinner plates are sturdy and robust, but they do require a bit of care in order to keep them looking perfect. They are perfect for a slice of cake or toast, however we do not recommend using your plate to dish up meals or using of cutlery, as persistent scratching might deflect from the beauty of the print. We recommend they are to be hand washed and handled with care.

Size Chart
Size Chart Small Medium Large Extra-Large
Number Size
1,3,5 6,7,8 8/10 12/14
Bust 30-34 34-36 36-38 40-42
Waist 22-27 28-29 30-31 32-33
Hips 30-35 36-37 38-39 41-42

Consult our sizing chart for guidance. Please note that certain items may run smaller or larger than the indicated sizes. Some smalls may lean towards extra-small, while others might feel more like a medium due to their unique fit. Our item descriptions will provide additional insights to help you choose the right size confidently. If you have any uncertainties or questions about sizing, don't hesitate to reach out to us! In cases where you find yourself between sizes, we recommend opting for the larger size. For example, if you typically wear an 8/10, we suggest selecting a large for an ideal fit.
$ 32.00